Bucket Boss MULLET BUSTER Nylon Toolbelts

Who says you can't be super tough AND animal friendly?
I just got my new animal-free tool belt in the mail today. It's insanely tough.. I mean TUFF!

And yes, it's ACTUALLY CALLED THE MULLET BUSTER!
It also come with 'Testosterone Fueled Styling'... Bonus!
It's from a company called 'Bucket Boss'. I looked up their website (which has virtually nothing on it), clicked on the Mullet Buster link, and it says:

WTF. Is it some sort of anti-leather statement or are they taking the piss?
Either way, it's the only professional quality leather free one I could find. You can order them online at http://www.dankeltools.com.au/
Yay!